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how the analyst works
Serious method, merciless conclusion. Here's the method.
how a roast is made
- Request
- Tag @analystdotfun on X or paste a wallet on the site. The same wallet within 24h returns the cached roast.
- Data
- Public swaps on pump.fun and major Solana DEXes. Last 30 days, up to 30 trades.
- Numbers
- Computed by code. The AI is not allowed to invent a single number.
- Roast
- The AI writes the verdict in the analyst's voice. A filter checks numbers and banned topics before it goes out.
what we count
- Entry vs top
- Where you bought relative to the 24h high
- Sold before pump
- Coins that did N× after you sold, and what you missed
- Held into rug
- Positions that dropped 90%+ while you were still in
- Main sin
- Your single most painful trade
- Basics
- Trades, realized PnL, win rate, median hold
caricatures
A street-artist caricature of your trading style — not your face. Connect a wallet, sign a message (no transaction), and if it holds $TICKER you can order one for any roast: yours, a friend's, a KOL's. Every caricature is public on its roast page.
limits
- Replies on X
- 1 per account per hour
- Caricatures
- 1 per wallet per day
- Repeat roasts
- Same wallet, same roast for 24h
token
The real contract appears here, in the header and in @analystdotfun's replies at the same minute. Anything posted earlier is fake. $TICKER page
faq
Can I roast someone else's wallet?+
Yes. Every Solana wallet is public, so every wallet is fair game.
Why only 30 trades?+
Enough to find your habits, short enough to stay about the present you.
Do you need my private key?+
Never. Roasts use public on-chain data; caricatures only ask for a signature.
Why is it so mean?+
It's satire. It roasts trading, never race, gender, religion, looks or anything that isn't a trade.
How do I remove a roast?+
Sign with the roasted wallet on the removal page and it's gone.